Chuck Norris can log in twitter via calculators.

Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a band of kids. Those kids are known today as The Power Rangers.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people.......then it exploded.

One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.